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Deafening Cum

You cum in a girl's ear as she is sleeping so when she wakes up and it is dried she can't hear and thinks she is deaf.
Dammit! I have been deafening cummed again! I can't hear!!!!!
by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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deaded

man, you didnt make the basketball team, prolly why u deaded
by Brittany December 5, 2004
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deaded

To open someone's text/snapchat but not reply, to leave someone on read.

Similar to ghosted, but doesn't have to imply that the person is trying to avoid/get rid of you.

It was used in the mid-2000's as a way of saying 'to reject' in general, but has made a comeback (at least in Upstate NY) most likely due to social media/snapchat.
1.
Tyler- She opened my snap 2 minutes ago, you think she's gonna answer?
Luke- Nah man she for sure deaded ur ass.

2.
Sarah- She sent me such a bitchy text. What should I say back?
Becca- Nothing, just dead her.
by anonymous November 20, 2020
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Derfed

Verb: to Derf is to purposfully send someone the wrong way, or to trick someone into going the wrong way. You have to strike it with such confidence and not to stutter that they do not second guess you and still believe they are going the right way. Even when they know they have gone the wrong way, they blame or doubt themselves.
This guy asked me for directions and I totally derfed him.
by Joeseppe July 15, 2019
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deaded

A slang term used when someone has just been dissed.
"Yo Momma"
"DEADED!"

first person: hello want to go to this sensational party tonight?
second person: hell no! i wouldn't go to no 'sensational' party wit you if they paid me!
random people: Ooooh, DEADED!
by Idonthave Aname July 3, 2005
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deaned

getting really incapacitated, drunk, messed up, also can cause seeing of purple homo sapians in toliet water as you are purging.
I was so deaned last night, i think im now a father.
by E liz December 28, 2007
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deaded

Extremely high on a drug, usually marijuana. It's generally used when a person gets higher than they have ever been on any given drug.
Dude, I hit an entire bowl of that chronic shit, i'm deaded.
by speedhighway March 6, 2009
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