Dexter Morgan

The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.

Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.

by Demko1104 January 2, 2011

Dexter Bud

Used when describing really good/potent looking weed. Usually has crystals and is very hairy.

"Yo this is some dexter bud, i just wanna look at it for a while."

by Troy Sanders September 9, 2009

Dexterize

To murder someone vigilante-style as in the hit Showtime series, "Dexter". To kill someone evil, who deserves it.

Someone should really Dexterize that scumbag.

by Sopranonurse January 24, 2011

dexter breakfast

A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.

My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.

by dorothy parker March 3, 2014

Roblox daters

Stop it. get some help. Pls go hook up with a gal/guy irl. You have not seen his/her face. stop dating. pls. do it.

CNP: Hi Baby Im a Roblox Daters wanna be my hot 6'3 sexy beast? ;) UwU
Chad: hell no lady pls go touch some grass you need to get a life

by erftghetrj January 4, 2022

bill dauterive

Born William Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive, Bill is Hank Hill's overweight, divorced, stupid, and often mocked friend in the hilarious show King of the Hill.

bill dauterive: I have a confession too Hank. In a moment of weakness on a dark rainy night I slept with Peggy.

hank hill: No you didn't Bill.

bill dauterive: I know

by Con#1 November 27, 2012

Dexter

A TV show on Showtime about a guy named Dexter. He's a forensics scientist by day, and a serial murderer by night. What sets him apart is that he's a serial murderer of OTHER serial murderers. So he's the good guy of the story. Based on the book series by Jeff Lindsey. Very strange, but well-written.

Tagline: Dexter takes life. Seriously.

by HueyFreeman November 7, 2006