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Dangly Wangers

a pair of massive wangers or breasts which hang at a disturbingly low altitude. usually drooping somewhere around her stomach, or in severe cases, around her knees.
Wow, did you see the dangly wangers on that 83 year old nun?
by SceneOne September 8, 2010
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Dangly Anne

Where a female has saggy flaps on either side of her vagina.
Damn that bitch had dangly Anne, when I went down on her they wouldnโ€™t stop getting in the way of my tongue thrusts, like two meat curtains.
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Dangly Bits

She was mad so cut off his dangly bits whilst he was asleep
by AmitChak June 10, 2018
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Dangly doodad

Another word to describe a penis.
So, how long is your dangly doodad?
by the bunkle February 2, 2010
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Dangly bits

Did you hear how the science teacher said balls? He called it dangly bits.
by B1mb0b00ty January 7, 2022
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Dangly Wang of the Brain

TL:DR - The need of a penis to be present to feel competent and valid.

A condition where individuals have been infected by patriarchal norms and truly believe that biological males and the gender binary will magically resolve all your personal and familial problems. Key symptomology are gender based microaggressions that often lead to the minimization of your personal struggles and hardships.
TL:DR - "Brenda, check you Dangly Wang of the Brain! Your daughter doesn't need any man to be a great Momma!"

Brenda told her daughter that, "all will be ok because she will be able to find a man to help her raise her boys." Brenda suffers from 'Dangly Wang of the Brain' as she can not comprehend the importance of stability, consistency, and unconditional love and acceptance as a key contributors to the healthy development of children and that the "Dangly Wang" between a mans legs is not an indicator of good parenting.
by MyUncleBrady February 3, 2022
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The Dangly State

Dave: โ€œThe Dangly State seems replete with biscuit-brainers.โ€
Trev: โ€œWell, you know what they say โ€ฆ all the nuts roll downhill!โ€
by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
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