dangerzoned

A term used when a disappointing update releases on a video game

The term originated from when Valve released a disappointing update for the game CS:GO (Counter Strike: Global Offensive) in which people believed it would be for the main game mode but in fact was only for the universally disliked Dangerzone Battle Royale.

Gamer: This update sucks!
Gamer 2: We got dangerzoned!

by Ggghhhhggg April 30, 2019

Daermann

A "Daermann" is a specific drink order inspired by the legendary Andreas Daermann.

Original definition in German: "62 Sambuca und wir machen keine Witze."
English : "62 Sambucas and we're not kidding."

Bartender : "What do you want to drink?"
You : "A Daermann."
Bartender : "What's a Daermann?"
You : "62 Sambucas and we're not kidding."

by jvcmooks October 7, 2020

Dangerwank

To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.

Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"

by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014

Dangerzoning

Word is derived from a combination of danger wanking and BT Openzone. It describes an instance when an individual proceeds to masturbate in a public area or semi-public area e.g. toilet, with the aid of streamed pornography acquired through a public or semi-public WIFI network.

An individual is dangerzoning when he/she masturbates in a train station toilet using free WIFI provided through a hotspot or network provider.

A individual is dangerzoning when he/she masturbates in the corner of a chain pub using the provision of their free WIFI service to stream arousing videos.

by Helmet Madness 85 March 15, 2011

The Dangerzone

10 minutes before the end of your shift at work. What happens in those last 10 minutes is the difference between finnishing work on time, or staying another half-an-hour.

X: "Here comes the boss..."

Y: "Well I'm not starting anything for him now, i'm in The Dangerzone..."

by Raze Agenda December 9, 2009

dangermaz

The act of masturbating in a public, or dangerous place, adding an element of danger to the act in question.

When I went on holiday to Iraq I had a dangermaz every day.

by neggatron September 17, 2007

The Dangerzone

The place or mental state where the most fun and craziness happens. The mental state that one enters when they are really really hammered/drunk. Being absolutely blitzed. Having great fun, but on the brink of destruction. To the point of intoxication where bad things will happen if anymore alcohol is consumed.

The place that you strive to go when you rage.

Inspired by the theme song from the classic movie top gun.

Friend A: Dude are you really planning on having 20 standard drinks tonight?

Friend B: Bro, I don't know, but it is definitely possible. I am going to the dangerzone tonight!

Friend C: (Drunkenly pumps his fist and sings loudly) "Highway to the Dangerzone!"

by fjireiog588466 March 16, 2011