Semi-anarchist

The belief in no government, however expect for religious laws/customs, moral law, natural instincts, equally for Any being, Common sense, Eye for an eye-golden (hybrid), tolerance for other cultures except for political.

Dakota: I heard that you Sam is a Semi-anarchist
Sam: Yes, I only believe in the ways of my y/r (your religious) faith

by Ginger The Chamrosh September 13, 2021

Abercrombie anarchist

One who spouts the sayings of the sex pistols and other anarchic supporters whilst prostituting themselves to corporate capitalism by wearing clothes like Abercrombie.

guy wearing abercrombie shirt: "Down with government!"
random on the street: "Don't you work at my bank?"
guy wearing abercrombie shirt: "Fuck you"
random on the street: fuckin abercrombie anarchist

by klokwerx January 23, 2008

Gap Year Anarchist

A phase common amongst more affluent males in their early twenties, which typically requires the exchange of basic hygiene for Bob Marley memorabilia, dreadlocks and second hand military clothing.

Early warning signs include the gradual slurring of speech (as made popular in the movie 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure'), endless discussions of aid increases/debt reduction and an overall musky smell.

A Gap Year Anarchist will subscribe to numerous clichés. Behaviour may include voluntary summertime homelessness/squatting, throwing flour & dancing on a Cenotaph.

The phase ends when the GYA finally succumbs to pleas from his/her family and/or bank manager/student loans company/court, gets a haircut, a job and a life!

"And once again a Gap Year Anarchist succeeds in his lifetime's ambition: to get all the attention. Well done. *slow hand clap*"

(British Labour MP Tom Harris tweet, 19th of July 2011)

by little-miss can't do wrong July 19, 2011

Lanarchist

Somebody who preaches anarchy from behind a computer, but would clearly not survive in a truely anarchical society.

Joey: Well that one geek posted a new blog entry talking about anarchy again.

Frank: Don't pay him no mind. He's a typical lanarchist.

by emperor692008 April 23, 2008

anarchist

First of all you all are the idiots. Anarchists are not people who blow up bombs or pretend to be hardcore just for attention or to make people pissed. They are not all obnoxious 12 year olds who hate their parents. They're not people who draw A's on their hands and on signs for attention. What they are, is people who believe that people should have the freedom to actually run their own lives without someone making their decisions for them. The only reason most of them vote is beacause, if people are going to be so dumb as not to give their ideas any thought, then they might as well have what little say in their lives as they are allowed. What most people see as anarchists is just the stereotype people have developed due to some idiots who decided that anarchy should be a fad. There is no sure way to tell if anarchy will work or not because people are so closed-minded, that they wont even give it any thought.Of course we need something to stop crime but the government, as it has proven many times, sure isn't it.

anarchist's think you should actually run your life instead of having some figurehead run it for you.

by Luke Dixon October 17, 2006

wheelchair anarchist

(n.) A person, usually male between the ages of 25 and 50 (but often over 50) who believes the government is out to get him. Constantly complains, whines and makes false and slanderous comments about politicians, owns several firearms, and vehemently anti-nazi, and will blindly follow any cause to the death, unaware of the eventual consequences of thier cause prevailing (which they know it never will). Believes that thier lack of education and hatred for 'the rich' and 'the authorities' is compensated by thier age, experience, stubborn beliefs, "common sense", ignorance of past statistics (though they often manipulate facts and figures to suit thier cause) and the fact that they can convince children of thier beliefs. Schooled in any arguement by even teenagers who actually know what they are talking about, and are learnéd in the matter. When beaten in a debate by a much younger person, they will claim that the person has been 'reading too many magazine that are full of what THEY want you to hear', which basically means you are smarter than they are, but they will claim everything you said is a lie because you have attained it from an unreliable source.

The name is a reference to the fact they will claim to have practical experience, but it always seems to be so long ago (giving them an excuse for getting facts wrong).


Usually from a working class background, and often located in the north of england (although many still from the united states), and generally in the upper qaurtile of the age range. Adored by pseudo-intellectuals and poser anarchists alike. Likely to either be very athiest, or deeply christian. Openly homophobic or homosexual.

"If the government wants my guns, they can take my ammunition first" said the wheelchair anarchist before rolling off 100 more cliché catchphrases.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Bubblegum Anarchists

Kids who think they are anarchists because its cool, but they don't actually have enough balls to go out and commit anarchy or crimes.

-"Did you hear those kids talking about breaking into their school and lighting it on fire after they graffiti everything?"

-"Yeah...they're Bubblegum Anarchists. They're just trying to look cool. They won't actually do it."

by Jess B May 25, 2007