Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd

the most legendary name a person could ever bear.....

Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The guy with the really long and cool name
Guy 2: Oh you mean Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd? Yeah hes a giga chad

by TheEggdog123 October 21, 2021

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daffodil puncher

a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.

"Shame on you daffodil puncher!" SHAME

by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005

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Daffa

A guy who usually has the biggest dong of the friend group, he also has the best smelling cologne.

"I had a great time with a Daffa last night, his cock was massive"

by utopeeuh March 18, 2021

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DAFORTHODAHISME

DAFORTHODAÏSME is a religion created by the four comrats ALI D , IGGY T (they are also known as Tony stan dragon god), RANYA D, and ANNE F.

LADA IS OUR GODESS. BOW DOWN TO HER. IF YOU DONT, WE ARE COMING FOR YOU.

WE WILL COME WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. WE WILL CHASE YOU LIKE A STUPID MOUSE AND THEN WE WILL SKIN YOU, BURN YOU, WE WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND BATH IN YOUR ORGANS. NOT EVEN DEATH WILL BRING YOU PEACE. AND ONCE WE ARE DONE WITH YOU, WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL TO OUR ONE AND ONLY SAVIOR AND RULOR: LADA DRACUL.

Also we are cannibals. Deal with the program.

Amen

DAFORTHODAHISME: Please do your daily human sacrifice and prayer to LADA if you want to be a part of our wonderful incredible and extraordinaire religion, DAFORTHODAÏ SME . I'm counting on you. Amen hihihi

by ILOVEHUMANFLESHHIHIHI February 24, 2021

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Dafoe

In light of the quite fantastic actor Willem Dafoe, a two-syllable word was created to explain something beyond comprehension and can be used in any situation to substitute or accentuate elongated and profane remarks. In a very extreme situation, one that might cause sever trauma and soiling, one is allowed to repeat the first sound and say, "Jeez!, I mean, goddammit, fuckin woah, that's....de de dede do de da, Dafoe!"

To substitute: "Holy Bitchly Ball Bite Cunting Chewy Shit Fuckee!", the message will be just as clear with, "Dafoe."

Or, to accentuate: "Jesus Christ on a Crusty Coackroach Cracker, that's Dafoe!"

by Prof. Matthew Puett December 6, 2004

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