closed casket

a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!

by esteguey October 31, 2007

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cucker

Noun. 1. The person who causes someone to become cuckold through the act of having sex with his wife. 2. A wife that cheats on her husband. See also "Mothercucker" (a man who sleeps with a married woman who has given birth to children.)

Use: You lousy cucker! You just slept with my wife! I'm half a man now!

by Dude! Sweet! January 25, 2008

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cunkertin

A hairy piece of moldy corn filled feces fresh out of the oven.

I just took the biggest cunkertin! Do you want a bite?

by Kinkerflonk April 19, 2009

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Open Casket Material

A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or not) a presentable look.

Look at that girl, she's open casket material. But her boyfriend I would close the casket on him.

by Chomskian December 17, 2008

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