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bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!
by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010
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Tennessee Shower Curtain

A floral print or otherwise "shower curtain" looking dress worn by an obese woman.
I was at Wal-mart last night and the selection of Tennessee shower curtains made me sick to my stomach!
by G005E October 11, 2006
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cheddar curtain

The Illinois-Wisconsin state line, as referred to by people from Illionis. Comes from the reference of Wisconsinites as "cheese heads".
I'm heading north of the Cheddar Curtain this weekend. The kids want to go to the Dells.
by Chuck Smith October 28, 2007
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tit curtains

Popular style of women's clothing where a large piece of fabric drapes over or just below a woman's chest. The result looks very similar to something you'd find a pregnant woman wearing because of its formless draping nature, though women who wear this style usually aren't pregnant. Coined by popular satirist Maddox, and referenced in the videogame GTA IV.
"They're called tit curtains because they look like curtains draped over your tits. You might as well be wearing a burka. It's one giant formless piece of cloth draped around your waist. There's a reason pregnant women wear clothes like this, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit." -Maddox
by J Drake May 21, 2008
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Cunthead

A person who has a cunt for a head. See wordsimcore
"You fuckn Cunthead you"
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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Cunthunters

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.
"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"
by DJRailz January 19, 2021
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curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.
Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.
by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003
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