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Bullshit, nonsense, something that is a lie. However, crock is not usually used as an interjection like the above words may be.
Crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; "You can do anything you set your mind to," or, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Crock can also be used to describe a phony or false thing or someone who is a sham.
Crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; "You can do anything you set your mind to," or, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Crock can also be used to describe a phony or false thing or someone who is a sham.
"Two wrongs don't make a right?" What a crock! Two lefts don't make a right either jackass!
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat forever." Unless of course, the man gets tired of eating fish, because no human can eat the same thing for their entire life without getting pissed off at it. And unless, the fish is poisoned, not cleaned properly before eaten, etc. Definitely a crock.
"Fine feathers make fine birds." Right, except for the part where birds aren't made out of feathers, idiot.
Remember that the word "crock" isn't limited to insulting phrases, though.
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat forever." Unless of course, the man gets tired of eating fish, because no human can eat the same thing for their entire life without getting pissed off at it. And unless, the fish is poisoned, not cleaned properly before eaten, etc. Definitely a crock.
"Fine feathers make fine birds." Right, except for the part where birds aren't made out of feathers, idiot.
Remember that the word "crock" isn't limited to insulting phrases, though.
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Get the crock mug.To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.
Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
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Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
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Get the crocked mug.Located in Westlake Ohio where the little girls roam in shorts shorter than your underwear, and guys travel in big groups pushing each other around
Rachel: I went to crocker park Saturday, there were so many people there.
Austin:I know, I went and was run down by a group of rowdy boys.
Austin:I know, I went and was run down by a group of rowdy boys.
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