cup

The formal way to measure a female's boobs

We went to Victoria's Secret yesterday, and the B's didn't fit her... Tina's already a C cup!

by chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicka December 22, 2008

cup

how you measure a woman's breast size

YO MAMA: Do you have Triple ZZZ wired
XXXXXXXtra large?

ME: ....HOLY COCK FUCK DAMN!!!!!!! *ahem* aisle 7295630582640, ma'am

by wakalakalover45 April 4, 2005

cup

a thing you put on your dick so it doesnt break

thank the Lord for cups!

by weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 5, 2003

cup

someone who is a complete loser or a dork. the person may even a double cup or triple cup depending on how much of a loser he really is.

Look at that double cup over there picking his nose.

by ben hundreds December 7, 2004

Cup

A plastic device that male atheles shove over their nuts. This usually can cause jock itch, rip out pube hairs, and smells like shit from the nut juice that come from exercising

Jimmys cup not only ripped out 27 pube hairs, but caused testicle cancer from the lack of air and loss of nut juice.

by Badidea December 5, 2012

cup

a giraffe that has bunny ears and whiskers.

I wanted to see cup at the zoo but they only had regular giraffes.

by marla canger November 15, 2010

cup

A cup is a hard plastic insert for a guy's jockstrap that provides extra protection for his nutsack.

I've been wearing a cup when I play soccer - don't wanna get my nuts bruised!

by eda-skip August 21, 2023