cuntageous

How long it takes your wife to dress.

Christ!! It takes that cuntageous to get ready.

by ambo December 10, 2003

cuntrag

Something used to absorb the secretions of a cunt.

That bitch was so drippy, I really regretted not bringing my trusty cuntrag.

by Jesus Campos February 20, 2003

Cuntrag

Scots - literally: sanitary towel. Often used as a pejorative.

"Haw you ya fuckin cuntrag!"

by Mr Bawbag July 12, 2012

cuntraggle

a mixture of a cuntrag and a bagel. No real definition, just incredibly funny to sayand get the othe person very confusedon what you just called them.
NOTE: must be said with zee rolling of zee "Rs" lolz jk

ex1: "shit shit kendall you stole zose pics from my photobucket, you are a cuntraggle!"

ex2: "your such a cuntraggle Alex"
Alex:"lmfaoo that is a funny word jerray"

by Kendall Rae Coughlin February 12, 2008

cuntrageous

Inifinetely outrageous, really bad situation.

A person who commits an outrageous act

1) What that guy did was cuntrageous

2) That shit was cuntrageous

by Peter August 17, 2004

Cuntrag

(n., insult, slur)

A derogatory term used to liken your distaste for someone to be in the same ilk as anyone's natural distastefor something so severe as a dirty rag used to clean a woman's dirty vagina.

"Fuck you, you goddamn dirty cuntrag. I'm going to kill your family and rape your sister till she bleeds."

by J_Dup August 23, 2006

Cuntrate

Pronounced Cunt-ra-te. The pratice of kicking someone in the cunt.

Bitch get back....I have a blackbelt in cuntrate

by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006