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Catfished

Being talked into sending someone money on line
Sara got catfished online to send a guy money to help pay his bills.
by Taken fish June 26, 2018
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Catfished

To stir up any situation with an underlying factor that has been hidden or unknown to one or several people.
Dude, I totally catfished my girlfriend today and things went well! I confessed to her that I bought her and I a new house and she is so down to move in!
by Tavvington April 23, 2013
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cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.
I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.
by Leah October 19, 2003
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Catfished

Dumb people being tricked by fat people pretending to be hot people
Brandon was catfished by Rob Kardashian pretending to be Kendal Jenner
by Alwjlo September 28, 2018
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cuntfused

Whenever a man simply doesn't know how to react to a woman because of her completely irrational behaviour, he is cuntfused.
"She screamed about how because I was five minutes later than usual, I'm cheating on her. I am so cuntfused right now.
by Bigblueburd May 22, 2016
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cuntfused

adj.
def. a.When a guy admits he is gay, but continuously hits on his "fag hags", in the remote chance they will give it up. Can apply in same manner to lesbians. This usually happens after said homosexual hasn't been in a relationship, and hasn't recently had sexual encounters. b. also explains a beings sexual dyslexia.
fag hag a: "Shorty sure has been making comments and being touchy feely lately!"
fag hag b: "Oh no, Sugar daddy must be on "vacation" again! Don't worry he's just cuntfused now!"
fag hag a: " I know right, I sure hope he get's some dick soon, he is tearing up my nerves!"
Shorty: "I'm not gay, I'm sexually dyslexic right now, and I just love everybody! C'mere baby!"
by Krukedkukie May 4, 2008
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cuntfish

A womens vagina that smell`s like fish.
or when you are pissed off with someone it`s an insult telling them they smell like a smelly vagina.
I went down on "that girl" and she has a cuntfish.
or when your pissed off with someone.... oi you cuntfish fuck you.
by fish69 September 21, 2009
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