Cunterstanding

Rebuttal to "Mansplaining"

1. A woman's inept ability to understand the most basic instructions or comprehend the most basic information presented to her.

2. When a woman twists all the information given to her by a man to either fortify her idea or opinion even though she is wrong or to make a man out to be the "bad guy" no matter what.

1. Woman-"How about you stop manplaining."

Man- "Well if you would stop cunterstanding, I wouldn't have to!"

2. "If she were to stop cunterstanding me, we wouldn't be in this situation!"

by Qwewq July 2, 2021

cunterment

Defined by Charlie Brooker as: "The cunty argument of a cunt. As in...

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment, but..."

by alex-u June 2, 2011

cuntramp

A humorous portmanteau of the words cunt and tramp. Used to describe a person (male or female) who is being a total cunt, or an annoying son of a bitch. Since the "t" is shared, the word also has a subtle second meaning referring to a ramp leading to a cunt.

Sherry was being such a cuntramp at the party; she refused to talk to anyone except those loser stoners.

by Timothy M. B. September 28, 2006

Cuntraband

A woman who is too skanky, sketchy, tall or in any way off-limits.

Consider the following dialogue:

T: "I think I have a crush on J's mom."
K: "J's mom has too many STDs. She's cuntraband."

or:

T: "Would you ever sleep with L?"
K: "Nah...S has had his way with L. You don't want to mess with him. L is cuntraband."

by speakn0evil July 21, 2008

cuntarama

when there are lots of slutty girls in one place such as a stripclub

i just got payed so im going to the cuntarama tonight

by rayistheman8 July 19, 2012

Cuntermellon

The second best insult in the world, only one-upped by the legendary waterbitch.
See waterbitch
also lolfish

"You cuntermellon!"
"Yeah well...waterbitch!"
lolfish commence

by Corporal Nightlog October 7, 2009

Cunterment

The cunty argument of a cunt

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment but...

by C brooker May 9, 2011