Cuntcaking

When a man (or woman) takes a piece of cake or a cupcakes and smears it inside a girls vagina then attempts to eat everything out of it, leaving no residue.

Jack: Hey Bro how was Anna last night?
Lucas: Oh it was so fucking hot, I was cuntcaking her to 3 am
Jack: Wicked Bro!

by MagicManOfMagicPersonalities May 7, 2015

bumper cunting

Lots of aggressive sizzering that leads to vaginal brushing and bleading.

Mom. I'm going out for a night of bumper cunting. I will be back later with minor bruising. "MOM" WHAT!!!

by marshn115 May 11, 2015

Cunting

A term is applied to someone who is a cunt....This can apply to males or females.

Look at what your Cunting daughter just did,,,,,she has ruined everything.

by GS71 April 7, 2015

cunting hell

a) An exclamation of despair or woe - a highly intensified form of "bloody hell!" or "dammit!".
b) (Shakespearean) - an expression from Act I Scene 3 of Othello. Brabantio is furious that his daughter Desdemona is in love with the Moor: he speculates that, with this love being so unnatural, Othello must have evoked malevolent supernatural influences, the powers of "cunting hell".

It is a judgement maimed and most imperfect
That will confess perfection so could err.
Against all rules of nature, and must be driven
To find out practices of cunting hell
Why this should be.
(OTHELLO, Act I Scene 3, lines 102-106).

by Dr Apple December 10, 2012

Cuntamination

The process of making something dirty by rubbing it against a womans vagina while she has an active case of a sexually transmitted disease.

While working at the local fast food restaurant Jennifer decided to give the burger meat some cuntamination.

by JackMeOffYouFuckingSluts April 19, 2009

Cunting Off

To spend time entertainingly with no apparent purpose. It is a version of "to fuck off" except using a favored Canadian word-"cunt"-as a substitute.

Rob and Kevin figured the best use of a Saturday afternoon in the summer cunting off and drink beer at the local microbrewery.

by aretegroup August 6, 2016

Shirt Cunting

Spending the day wearing only a shirt and letting you're hairy bush flow free in the wind

God look at that chick!! she's shirt cunting, wrong its always the old ones!!

by none shirt cocker November 4, 2009