cumstack

when your 6 month old stanky crust filled abomination is so hard it stands up like a stack... filled with cum of course.

Wow John, you've spent so much time masturbating that computer's basically a cumstack

by _xXxg1izzyg0bb1l34xXx420_69_ June 26, 2021

Cumstache

When you bust a nut in someone’s face and they wipe it off and the little bit of cum left over is on their mustache

Billy was giving me head and I gave him a cumstache

by FreeChoppaboy January 16, 2022

Cumtach

A person, girl or boy, whom has previously given a man passionate oral sex (enough to make him jizz), but has forgotten to wipe one's upper lip, very much covered in luscious creamy semen, which is making merry with one's upper lip hairs.

Oi you cumtach! you made spill my tea!

Yes mate, she was a cumtach for a wholeweek!

Cumtaches!, Cumtaches!, Cumtaches all of them!

Micheal's was particular cumtached, because hadn't received his package in the mail

by Oxfordicktionary April 17, 2009

cuntarch

A cunt of monarchical scale or guise. More than likely from England, but also any cunt with a UK accent. An Archcunt.

"I do say, that English exchange student has the most addictive accent!"

"I do disagree sir, a distinguished cuntarch you are."

by robotlegcommando October 2, 2011

Cumstar

The action to cum into exis face

i just cumstared on exi

by Cumstar November 7, 2022

Cumstack

A hormonal regimen for feminizing transsexuals, which optimizes cum production

I'm cumstacking so i can cum all over my wife,

by Butch Sardine December 30, 2025

Benefit cumsnatch

A benedict comberbatch name variation given to a single mum with multiple kids who declines the offer of the male wearing contraception innthe hope to get up the duff and get another bundle of joy (more benefits)

That jemma is a right benefit cumsnatch! She'll drain a man's balls for the chance of more benefits

by dreadcore July 21, 2023