Cumplosion

The act of giving your girl a cream pie

So I had a cumplosion in my girl and ummm mom.... You're gonna be a grandma.

by Kristopher H. October 27, 2019

Cumplete Nightmare

This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.

Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?

Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.

Miguel: What happened?

Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...

by Stoney69 February 27, 2020

Cumpleated

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed felacio on Gino until he was cumpleated.

by urdadsbussy69 March 29, 2022

We will not comply!

A patriotic slogan for people who are tired of government tyranny.

We will not comply! We shall fight the lies!

by Type2GenomeManiac March 30, 2019

cumplumkin

A large, short, unattractive female who wants nothing more than a penis from anyone who will give it to her.

Guy #1: Dude, check out that cumplumkin over there. She totally wants you!
Guy #2: Yea I know, but she's so ugly!
Guy #1: So what! Just turn the lights off and let her blow you!

by Mr. Keith Stone September 23, 2010

Cumly

It's universal...It means everything good with the world...can be used to compliment or describe anyone in a good way

"She is very cumly"
"Her ass is very cumly"
"She is very cumly in bed"
"You look very cumly today"
"I am just cumly! :)"
"It's a very cumly job!"

by IAmCumlee July 28, 2003

cumplane

When a pilot of a major airline watches porn while flying the plane, and he starts masturbating and he cums all over the controls. The controls break, and a flight attendant goes in the cockpit to investigate, and the pilot cums again, this time on the flight attendant’s face. The flight attendant also masturbates, and soon all the passengers on the plane start masturbating to the point of ejaculating. The plane fills up with cum and some shit. The plane then crashes into the ocean, and leaks shit, cum and other junk into the ocean.

Korean Air Flight 2147483647 did a cumplane.

by MrPhoton June 28, 2018