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fartshitting cumguzzler 

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.
You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

Cumguzzler

A person who indulges in and craves copious amounts of semen from any man.
"Mark zeller couldn't get enough cock lastnite at the bukkake party,he's such a cumguzzler"
Cumguzzler by Max hardcore March 27, 2016

CumGuzzler

Someone or something that swallows cum or is named eli
Eli was just eating someone's cum he's being such a CumGuzzler
CumGuzzler by GodOfWeed420 April 18, 2018

Cumguzzler

One who swallows lots of cum
Wyatt is a huge cumguzzler
Cumguzzler by sofia63847483 August 30, 2020

Cumfuzzled 

When youre cummy and confused.
I was so cumfuzzled when I ate that dick
Cumfuzzled by cumfuzzledgirl December 2, 2020

Cumfuzzled 

When you're confused but cum is also just there
I was cumfuzzled when I ate that penis
Cumfuzzled by cumfuzzledgirl December 2, 2020