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Listeners of the Cum Town podcast
Mike: "Hey I heard Chazz make a Richard Gere Museum reference, is he a cumboi?"
Kevin: "Yeah man, he's listened to almost every episode. He always tells me how much he hates Stav."
by Cumboideluxepaypig October 19, 2020
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Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp

The inevitable result of being an absolute unabashed whorebeast that lives only to be pounded by every dick or dick shaped object repeatedly all day errra day. These CBVBB's have every known STD and many unknown ones as well. If you encounter a CBVBB they may be disguised like a woman, a grade school teacher or your mom. Beware of their charms like showing you their tits, grabbing your dick or trying to shove your dick in their diseased puss or anus.
You: Brochacho I feel like my dick might fall off.
Friend: Why? What happened man?
You: Dude I fucked this nasty girl last night on the tail end of a fuck train.

Friend: Oh no you fucked a Cumbubble Vagina Blood Burp!!
You: Yeah man worst part is, it was your mom.
by Slayer Rulez March 26, 2021
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cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below
100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute
by Phil February 3, 2005
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cumbox

A term used to describe a person who is used simply as a deposit for cum, implies total lack of respect
Going home now to empty my bollox in the cumbox
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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CumBolt

a CumBolt is a load of cum that has been ejaculated out of a mans penis into another mans face, at the speed of a lightning bolt
Did you see Simon's CumBolt? it was so fast and big, it was amazing when it hit Andrew.
by SimonCumbolt June 4, 2018
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Cumboobielator

The Cumboobielator (CUM-BOOB-EE-LAY-TOR) machine was a vital process for making products made for the National Pornelius foundation such as Limpus A, Controm , Kyliukler and Impulosh. The Cumboobielator machine was a breakthrough in science so that Globsturl was possible to be made in a lab.

The machine name was named Cumboobielator because one of Pornelius's Friends thought of a stupid name because they never took the business seriously and never thought it would become a really big breakthrough in science.

In 1969 the machine blew up due to a major accident from Pornelius Combobulus putting Strankter into main input 1FA. So instead of the machine processing it into Limpus A it was infusing with the machine coolant and thus blowing the machine up.

The machine is having a rebuild project started in 2006 in Yelm Washington USA and still being built to this day in a private industrial manufacturing company. The project is being planned to be finished in May 2024
Person 1: Did you know that the Cumboobielator machine exploded in 1969.
Person 2: That's sad and all but what the hell is the Cumboobielator machine
by FlimLick March 3, 2022
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cumbous

A compass the is born with a rare disease called homosexuality.
Bro, that cumbous just came on my couch. Those darn cumbi!
by UltreXplosion November 16, 2022
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