2 definitions by Cumboideluxepaypig
A hypothetical scenario in which a man gives birth through his penis so that his woman doesn't have to go through childbirth, similar to the way in which a male seahorse carries a female seahorse's child in nature. A man who is willing to seahorse for his significant other must truly love them due to the likely excruciating pain that is almost as bad as being punched in the balls.
Adam loves Dasha so much that he is seahorsing for her so that he can bear the pain of childbirth in her place (or at least that's what he said since I don't think that's actually physically possible.
by Cumboideluxepaypig November 6, 2023
Mike: "Hey I heard Chazz make a Richard Gere Museum reference, is he a cumboi?"
Kevin: "Yeah man, he's listened to almost every episode. He always tells me how much he hates Stav."
Kevin: "Yeah man, he's listened to almost every episode. He always tells me how much he hates Stav."
by Cumboideluxepaypig October 19, 2020