The Benadict Cumberbatch

when you stuff a cucumber in a woman's asshole then fuck her until she orgasms and it pops out

"I fucked her so hard last night"
"Did you give her the Benadict Cumberbatch?"
"Hell yeah I did"
*High fives*

by Phooka February 24, 2017

Benedict Cumberbatch

Large compound noun with the following meanings :
Benedict : Bened/dict : Bend your dick
Cumberbatch : Cum/er/batch : Cum in her batch
Benedict Cumberbatch then means Bend your dick, cum in her batch.

To make your girlfriend (even if you don't have one because you're probably lonely searching here) pregnant, Benedict Cumberbatch.

by Tyouking January 19, 2019

Benedict Cumberbatch

A very very handsome british men,that's also known for playing famouse roles Like Sherlock or Dr. Strange.

Person 1: Hii do you know Benedict Cumberbatch?
Me: oh you mean my beautiful,loving, british,Person with the best Name,husband?
Person 1: yeah....I'm not gonna ask again

by Benedict's Cumberbitch June 30, 2020

Crafty Cumberbatch Special

When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.

I really enjoyed last night's Crafty Cumberbatch Special

by Arlibarli January 7, 2026

The Benedict Cumberbatch Boys

Named after the English thespian. The Benedict Cumberbatch Boys are a small time crime syndicate residing in central Texas. They are the sworn enemy to the infamous Brookside Boys and are in a territorial war of wills and apartment complexes.

Looks like a good ol fashion bare knuckle boxing bar brawl broke out last night between the Brookside Boys and the Benedict Cumberbatch Boys. God help us all.

by Patrick Byrne Boys April 8, 2021

cumberbatching

To mess up someone's name on purpose.

It came from the running joke of people intentionally messing up Benedict Cumberbatch's name.

Person 1: People need to stop cumberbatching Benadict Cumberbatch's name.

Person 2: I think you mean Banister Crumblebench.

Person 3: I’m pretty sure its Benedong Cucumber.

by Cucumber_water August 15, 2020

Cumberbachelor

Name given to the oft-neglected male partner of a Cumberbitch. Said male seldom has control of the television remote, and is forced to watch repeated screenings of "Sherlock". If the Cumberbachelor shares a computer with his Cumberbitch, he will be subjected to Photoshopped screensavers and wallpaper of Benedict Cumberbatch and his own partner. Conference of Cumberbachelor status upon a male Trekkie may cause resentment or confusion. The Cumberbitch may insist that the Cumberbachelor change his hair colour, style, and texture, to fit with Benedict Cumberbatch's latest film or television role. A Cumberbachelor is akin to a Football Widow or Gamer Widow.

"Gee Dave, you might as well move in, you've been here every night this week."
"Yeah Sam, Jane's hired out all the seasons of Sherlock again, call me a Cumberbachelor".

by emmelby July 31, 2013