cubs fan

Person who follows every fad and trend, thinking it makes them hip, and gives them a group to identify with.

Interchangable with "jimmy buffet fan".

"You want to get something to eat?"
"Sure. Where?"
"There's a new cupcake place on Clark."
"Quit being such a cubs fan, and let's get a burger across the street."

by chibob441 December 19, 2011

cubs fan

The most understanding and loyal of the major sports fan considering that there are only three of this group that were alive the last time the Chicago team actually won the World Series in 1908.
The group is a hard core collection of roughians, rogues, and businessmen and women alike; as all people sharing the common bond of character and low expectation.
These fans often extend good sportsmanship given the fact that winning, especially late in the season is unlikely.
Great people to drink beer with.

That girl is hot, and a season-ticket holding cubs fan... I think I'm going to ask her out in October when she has nothing to do.

by jester May 16, 2003

cubs fan

The guy that caught the ball costing the cubbies the world series.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

cubs game

blowjob, oral sex on a guy, sucking dick

She had a footlong and a bag of nuts at the cubs game.

by freon October 17, 2003

Chicago Cubs

A team that finally won a World Series after not winning one for 108 years

Finally I can die in peace after the Chicago Cubs won the World Series

by WWF Attitude February 21, 2017

chicago cubs

a major league baseball team who plays their home games at Wrigley Field on the north side of Chicago, Illinois. A few notable facts about the Cubs:
- One of the original National League teams
- Mostly known for their long World Series drought (101+ years)
- The first team to appear in back-to-back World Series (1906-1908)
- The first team to win back to back World Series (1907-1908)
- Biggest rivals are the Chicago White Sox and St. Louis Cardinals
- Have played in the same ballpark since 1916, longer than all teams except the Boston Red Sox
- 1st team to win 10 000 games playing in a single city (2nd team to win 10 000 games overall, after the New York/San Francisco Giants)

Fans of Chicago Cubs vs. Fans of Chicago White Sox: Which are better?
- Loyalty: Cubs
- Knowledge: Undecided
- Tradition: Cubs
- History: Cubs
- Sheer numbers: Cubs
- Consistent winners: Sox (i don't know if it's good or bad)
- Die-hard fans: Too close to call; Cubs a slight edge, maybe.
- Fair-weather fans: Sox have more.
- Bandwagon fans: Cubs have too many.
- Passion: Can't call
Overall: The Cubs have the better fan community aside from all of the bandwagon jumpers. That is not to say that Sox fans are not true baseball fans (aside from the whole DH thing, but that's another story).

by spaghetti cormorant October 23, 2009

cougar cubs

The hot young men that a cougar spends time with and money on. She very much considers them to be her's, as do they.

She was a true cougar, and had the cougar cubs to prove it. All young, all hot and all hers.

by Bunnyfitch November 24, 2014