cryptocoin

Kinda like investing in electronic stocks that the easiest way to obtain is to whore out your machine's hardware. Currently infested with hardcore nerds with several $1000+ machines and 15 year olds with inadequate hardware hardware getting .00000014BTC/day and being excited about it
The most well known are Bitcoin, LiteCoin and Feathercoin.

Nerd 1 : "Did you see the way that cryptocoins have raised in value over the last couple of days?"
Nerd 2 : "I know, it's gone up $400 in 3 days!"
Average Computer Literate Person : "What the hell are you talking about?"

by itchy_robot December 12, 2013

cryptozoology

The study of fake animals.

"If you want to get government grants to sit on your ass and make up animals, you should study cryptozoology."

by sperm warrior July 8, 2009

Cryptophobia

The irrational fear of viewing your crypto portfolio because if you do, you'll realise that you've lost all your money

Friend - "Hey how's your crypto trading going?"

You - "Yeah fine. Great. Good. I think"

Friend - "Can you show me how it works? I mean how much do you have invested?"

You - "I'd love to but my login isn't working at the moment and I have RSI in all my fingers and toes so can't reset it"

Friend - "I have a therapist who deals with cryptophobia - I'll give you their number"

by Davrot January 17, 2018

Cryptozoology

A farce of zoology

When my brother told me he was studying cryptozoology, I thought it was a joke. But he was off his meds.

by Beadsis September 22, 2010

Cryptoloot

Money, but it's not real, because it's in cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin...

Now that I quit my job I've just been smoking weed, coding, and making cryptoloot.

by Mr Modulus May 2, 2018

cryptochondriac

a person who is actually hypochondriac in nature but pretends not to be so.

What? You are not anxious about your health? I know you are a cryptochondriac.

by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010

cryptoporn

A porn movie with a plot (usually relatively long) which ends up with a short but intensive sex-action.

I am watching cryptoporn at the moment. Damn, my balls will explode if they don't start fucking in seconds!

by mariahcarey1111112 June 15, 2010