crocodildo

A crocodile that doesnt have a head and instead he has a dildo.

Wow look at that majestic crocodildo

by Lil Vexedly April 19, 2018

muddy crocodile

When someone fails to flush the deuce they dropped in the public toilet, and then subsequent users of the toilet, rather than flushing it down, continue to urinate on the floating turd until the surrounding water becomes so murky you can only barely see the top of the log emerging from the water.

Also known as a chocolate alligator.

Fucking nasty! I just walked into that stall and somebody left me a muddy crocodile!

by finkystingers September 1, 2011

Crocodile Tears

Fake tears for the purpose to look like you understand or because it's the appropriate thing to do

She didn't care that her father-in-law just died, but she cries those crocodile tears anyways, pretending to feel the pain.

by sprinkes_in_my_frosting February 12, 2008

crocodile tears

fake crying, fake tears

Your crocodile tears can't fool me. I know what your up to.

by Light Joker December 8, 2005

Crocodialing

When you pretend to text or call someone to look like you are occupied in an uncomfortable situation.

That party was terrible! I didn't know anyone so i was crocodialing all night.

by je77 May 8, 2010

crocodile thunder dick

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick

by People named Tyler are gay May 20, 2016

Sir Crocodile

Sir Crocodile, Mr. 0 a sexy ass former warlord of the sea with a super deep voice. Absolute daddy material. He uses the sand sand fruit and is very powerful.

“Sir crocodile is my daddy.”
“Sir crocodile is very powerful.”

by Chwicken February 23, 2021