Crutch Fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard she cannot walk under her own power for some time.

D: Yo, I swear after I get done with her, she wouldn't walk right for a year!
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.

by Shay ren March 14, 2009

crutch head

a person who automaticly hates another peson with out getting to know them.

person 1: she's so mean.

person 2: your such a crutch head you don't even know her.
she's the coolest person ever.

by Audrey and Aimee May 5, 2007

crutching

verb

to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking

After a freak basketball accident, the cripple's ways of moving consisted of crutching and hopping.

by fireball419 March 7, 2009

crutchnastics

Performing special tricks,special gymnastics or acrobatics on a pair of crutches.

I performed crutchnastics when I broke my ankle.

by giraffes-a-baffs December 7, 2013

Crutch Pegging

When a young Hungarian male pleads his crippled loved one to violently but sensually place one (or two) of her crutches within his rectum.

When about to cum the crippled female then takes one of her flappy legs and smacks it across said male parties throbbing erection.

This act is quite popular in many ancient nordic cultures. But especially in the renowned Kiraly Clan.

"OH YEAH BABY GIMME THAT DEEP CRUTCH PEGGING"

by Angry Dad May 18, 2018

crutch odour

Cruth or crotch odour is very similar to body odour also known as b.o. but concentrated mainly on the genetalia of either male or female.

Girl: fancy a shag?
Boy: fuck off, you've got crutch odour, go and wash your cunt!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007

crutch rub

to rub ones crutch *rubs crutch*

if your crutch is itchy, rub rub rub!

if your crutch is sore, make sure to rub it!

LOU: EWW WTF YOU DIRTY FUCKING HOE, STOP RUBBING YOUR CRUTCH

KARA: WHAT!? I WAS NOT!

LOU: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU DIRTY BITCH!

KARA: *crutch rub*

LOU: *rubs crutch*

by thatssofake! September 15, 2009