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by lick my fritter like an apple November 30, 2017
Get the Crunky mug.by CrungeMaster420 May 24, 2018
Get the Crungey mug.A mom who is a combo of Crunchy and Cringy at the same time. Beyond a granola mom. Beyond a Crunchy mom.
Do you eat your womb wax? Do you encapsulate your baby's ambilical cord? #crungy
"Susan licked her baby's cradle cap for the health benefits - so crungy! “
"Susan licked her baby's cradle cap for the health benefits - so crungy! “
by Kosher Granola April 3, 2019
Get the Crungy mug.Megan: Gareth you are so crunny
Gareth:wtf is crunny, you banana?
Megan:it is a very affectionate way of saying "nice and lovely"
Gareth: oh!
Gareth:wtf is crunny, you banana?
Megan:it is a very affectionate way of saying "nice and lovely"
Gareth: oh!
by theslackspasticbinmana March 7, 2008
Get the crunny mug.A cranky cunt. A woman who is suffering from some really serious PMS and taking it out on everyone else around her.
When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.
When a woman is feeling pissed off about everything but doesn't really know what's bugging her.
"God, Mary is in such a foul mood today. She's been crunty all morning."
"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."
"Guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I am so out of sorts today. I'm feeling crunty. I'm just really angry and upset and I don't know why."
by blue mascara December 7, 2009
Get the crunty mug.A word for a man who hoaches through bins and steals knickers from washing lines in their spare time, a general menace to society. people should be aware of their local croney as so to at least cross the street if one finds ones self on the same side of the road to avoid anything distressing happening to them, a croney can always be identified by the strong smell of cheap deoderant due to regular "burnfoot showers" AVOID AT ALL COSTS
MAN- Did you see that croney running through the garden last night stealing all the knickers off the washing lines?
MAN 2 - no but i noticed my bin had been hoached this morning the rubbish was everywhere!
MAN 3 - i could smell his burnfoot shower when i was chasing him through the gardens last night trying to get my good thongs back, what a menace!
MAN 2 - no but i noticed my bin had been hoached this morning the rubbish was everywhere!
MAN 3 - i could smell his burnfoot shower when i was chasing him through the gardens last night trying to get my good thongs back, what a menace!
by the burnfit scruff June 19, 2011
Get the Croney mug.Slang for my roommate Jim. I had this dream where I called him Crunky B. Rock and thought it was hilarious.
by Reznite January 11, 2004
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