Crungy

A copious amount of dried up cum.

Oh my god, I woke up with crungy in belly button

by Crunger March 13, 2022

Crungy

A mom who is a combo of Crunchy and Cringy at the same time. Beyond a granola mom. Beyond a Crunchy mom.

Do you eat your womb wax? Do you encapsulate your baby's ambilical cord? #crungy

"Susan licked her baby's cradle cap for the health benefits - so crungy! “

by Kosher Granola April 3, 2019

Crungy

The Feeling Everybody Gets When They Wake Up.

Guy1: So, How Are Ya Feeling This Morning?
Guy2: Crungy...

by DvToonsYT August 10, 2018

crungy

(adj.)/(n.)a way of doing hair, similar to a unkept afro

Did you see Deshawn's hair, it was looking mighty crungy.

by The Geniou$ November 18, 2014

crungy

To be cringey with the added connotation of being disgusting or gross

"I just watched a video of some guy shitting off a bus stop bench in public"
"That's so fucking crungy"

by The Crungemaster April 6, 2026

Big Cringy Yikes

A reaction to an act commited that can be perceieved as exceedingly cringy.

Friend 1: Dude, I think the whole movie theatre can smell my fart!

Someone in the crowd: Ugh, I can smell that dude's fart.

Friend 2: Bro, Big Cringy Yikes!

by J.J.Clark October 4, 2021

Cringy

Someone or something that makes you embarrassed to be a part of the human race. Usually classified by seeing something and feeling extremely embarrassed, throwing your head back and closing your eyes to block your view of the cringy media, and biting your lip to keep in your scream of utter disgust. In some cases, a person viewing cringy media may also feel an almost unbearable feeling of wanting to kill themselves. You can usually tell when a person is viewing cringy media because their device (phone, tablet, anything that has access to the internet has access to this shitty media) is in their hands and they are closing their eyes and making a noise like "hnngh!" Either that, or they are severely constipated.

Some Person Who Honestly Believes Their A Cat: When people ask me how it feels to be a cat I ask them "how does it feel to be a human?"
People Around Her: Oh, my- HNNGH! THAT IS SOME REAL CRINGY STUFF, RIGHT THERE!

by ShadowHeart1 August 26, 2016