cumjackulate

(read to self in the voice of danny devito. )

30 min after pounding off and your jizz coma sticks the lips of your cock together, you try to rock a piss, but your dicklips wont open so your bellend swells and expands with piss to the point of a massive explosion from the dicklips of your meat hammer known only as a cumjackulation.(cumjackulate)

this morning i pounded off then went to school and tried to rock a piss, but my big black dicklips exploded in a cumjackulation all over the urinal, leaving piss and strings of pisscum everywhere. fuck janitors. AND nigger cooks! i just said fuckit, and cranked out a gnarly chud in the tard urinal.(cumjackulate)

by chompy the bird with teeth January 18, 2013

crumbation

Messy pile of crumbs

The child caused a lot of crumbation when cutting the bread with a knife.

by tbo March 17, 2015

RainbowDash CumJar

a guy on 4chan put a rainbow dash toy in a jar, and came into it, soon the cum went moldy, and he posted it

RainbowDash CumJar

ayo you seen RainbowDash CumJar
no why?
good.

by 7oSeven April 7, 2021

crumpage

when a man sits down and the trouser material around his groin bunches up to make like a front wedgie

"Aww shit dude i got major crumpage going on"

by Sam Anthony Rogers May 10, 2008

crumbaliah

Finely broken up weed. The hash at the bottom of bag, broken off from the bud.

"You want to smoke this crumbaliah?"
"Nah man, that shit falls through the screen."

by leota jean July 31, 2009

landon crumpacter

A real cunt! He is pretty much just a fucking bitch boi. Also, he dated a guy named Delane.

Your a real Landon Crumpacter

by Das dat boi March 25, 2019

Crumpaffle

A real hotrood popferooly that totally trunds yr crumble.

Christianity is OK, but the Church of Zoob is the reall Crumpaffle, my man.

by lex March 4, 2005