Leather Couch Disease

noun. also known as LCD. it's the state of fatigue, or the feeling of being disoriented after sleeping on a leather couch.

guy #2: hey you want to go for a run?
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...

mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.

Leather Couch Disease by Brent Handles February 21, 2009

Couch Guy 

Couch Guy is a Tiktok drama where a girlfriend surprised her boyfriend but he wasn’t happy to see her and is suspicious of cheating. Tiktok viewers pointed out that Couch Guy was sharing a room with three girls and two other guys, was wearing someone’s hair tie on his wrist, was being hugged by one random girl and tried to unsuccessful reach out for his phone on another girl’s lap; proceeding to give his girlfriend a stiff hug.

The Tiktok community came together and agreed on disliking Robbie (Couch Guy) and flooding that poor girl’s comment section, girl who’s still in denial that her boyfriend cheated on her. Meanwhile, Robbie is gaslighting his viewers with his contagious awkward energy.

Viewers are also happy that the Couch Guy drama topped Berries and Cream Tiktok.

*a video of a happy couple reuniting is shown*
- Couch Guy’s girlfriend must be crying and throwing up right now!
- Couch Guy needs to take notes!

Couch Guy by bitter124 October 2, 2021

Double Couch 

Pushing two couches together in order to maximize comfort, warmth, and general awesomeness. DC-ing is the ultimate form of lazing about with friends. Generally used in coed settings in recent years, the double couch has been introduced into single-sex environments with moderate success. Guys accused by peers of being "gay" have generally defended the double couch by explaining just how comfortable and warm it is.

After that rager all anyone wanted to do was have a good old double couch sesh and relax.

Double Couch by Stubbleburn June 29, 2011

couch potato thin

Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.

"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".

couch potato thin by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014

Couch sleeper 

More commonly referred to as a dirty hipster, a couch sleeper is an individual who engages with other hippies in a social setting, typically have a low standard of living, and don't take showers as often as they should. They also have no problem sleeping on the couch of someone they just met, and typically do it every weekend.

They love indie bands such as Grouplove, and Passion Pit.

This dirty hipster invited me to burning man this year, but there's no way in hell I'm going, nothing but a bunch of couch sleepers there.

Couch sleeper by DJ Big J June 18, 2016

Couch Fishing 

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.

Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..

Couch Fishing by coalnine August 28, 2009

Couch Auction 

When a group of Facebook trolls find random live streams and ask about an imaginary couch they are selling. These trolls normally focus on Pearl Parties and Jewelry Showcases being broadcasted on Facebook Live by old women. If one person asks, they look stupid, but when these trolls come in numbers 20+, they are powerful. They will call the broadcaster the opposite gender to anger them more.

These trolls will send messages like:
"Am I too late for the couch auction?"
"Young man/lady, did you sell the couch yet?"
"Hi, is the couch still for sale?"
"Hello, I saw a craigslist ad that said you were selling a couch."
"Your friend Ashanti told me you're selling a couch."
"Show us the couch little girl/boy."
"Shoe on head"

The only way to fend these trolls off is putting a shoe on your head. They take a screenshot, put it in their troll group, then leave. All in all, they are very harmless and will not post obscene or vulgar messages on your live video. They just want to buy your couch or see a shoe on your head.

Lady: Ok everyone, here is number 22 it is a silver neckla-
Troll: Hi young man, am I too late for the Couch Auction?
Lady: No, this is not a couch auction and I am not a man. This is a jewelry showcase.
Troll: Ashanti sent me. She said you're selling your couch. Do not lie, little boy
Lady: I am not selling a couch! Get a life
Troll: Shoe on head

Couch Auction by iDateBlackGirls December 17, 2017