Dick Connoisseur

A title given to any person possessing expert knowledge or training in the field of dick.

A person of informed and discriminating taste.

That bitch has slept with so many guys, she's gotta be a Dick Connoisseur!

Catherine's not a whore, she's a Dick Connoisseur!

Note: Can also be shortened to "D.C."

by Ch^rlee July 12, 2007

sausage connoisseur

A discerning homosexual, with years of experience in the sausage industry.

Elton John is a real sausage connoisseur.

by Buttfucker Prime August 30, 2009

cock connoisseur

When sucking multiple cocks, you start to notice the differences between the all the cocks, size, taste, shape, thrust, etc.

While on her knees, Riley became a cock connoisseur for that night.

by riley.lovecocks January 12, 2021

Penis Connoisseur

A girl or gay male who has sucked so much cock and knows penis so intimately that he/she can easily tell the difference between a blue ribbon winning penis and sub-par penis.

Damn that Hillary is a real penis connoisseur. She gave me a 7.5/10

by Matt VB June 4, 2007

Connoisseurus Rex

A portmanteau word combining "connoisseur" (which means someone who is an expert judge in a particular matter) and "Tyrannosaurus Rex" (dinosaur species whose name means "tyrant lizard king" and is known as the angry, carnivorous jerk among dinosaurs that no other dinosaurs liked).

"Connoisseurus Rex", therefore, represents someone who takes connoisseurship to the next level by being a condescending, and at times hostile, douche. Connoisseurus Rexes are typically considered too annoying for actual friendship.

Geez why did he have to rip my head off over the way I did this?

Oh don't worry, he's just being a Connoisseurus Rex.

by rmec September 3, 2014

Connoisseur

Derived, or rather butchered from the French word "connaisseur".

American: Wow he knows a lot about wines, what a connoisseur.

French: Do you mean connaisseur?

American: Oh look, a dayjavoooooooooo

French: Do you mean deja vu?

American: OMG pff shut up, the French don't know anything we saved your ass in WW2.

by joel charboneau November 7, 2007

Condom Connoisseur

One who knows his or her way around the condom section on the local drug store to a frightening degree….

Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.

by umpa lumpa Dude July 5, 2006