Someone who is basically always on the internet and their entire existence revolves around being on the internet. People who are chronically online typically have no real friends IRL, and stay online starting useless debates that literally achieve nothing outside of a screen.
Giselle: Have you seen the weird new girl? I heard her name was Luna.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.
by illwegal June 20, 2021
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1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"
2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.
1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"
2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.
by Al Phillips January 12, 2008
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(n.)
A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.
The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.
A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.
The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.
APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."
Tom: "An intervention?"
APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"
Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"
APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)
Tom: "An intervention?"
APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"
Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"
APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)
by RROMM November 7, 2007
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Get the Cronch mug.when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 1, 2019
Get the chronic cringe mug.A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.
Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"
Example 2
"I'm vegan."
Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"
Example 2
"I'm vegan."
Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."
by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018
Get the Chronic Flex mug.When a female blows marijuana smoke into another female's vagina and the one that recieved the smoke queefs it back into their mouth.
Female 1: "Hey bitch, spark this up so I can give you some "lesbianic chronic." *Removes undergarments
Female 2: "erm, y-yes mam" she replies timidly
Female 2: "erm, y-yes mam" she replies timidly
by SmegmaFarter840 June 9, 2021
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