Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

Cuntarded

A retarded cunt
A very naive and uneducated female who keeps on making stupid decisions. Having a messed up attitude all the time. For no reason. Even though it's not that time of the month.

How's Stacey Doing?

Well still cuntarded as ever

by Oakysgirl February 16, 2019

Cumtarded

A very retarded person who is also very horny

Did you hear that Bob is cumtarded

by Giantsrock14 December 25, 2020

Ratarded

A person making a statement, doing an action or inferring either of the two below their standard level of intelligence.

I'm 38 and pooped my pants! That was ratarded!

by 13.5 October 30, 2022

Tranny cratered

When a cars transmission is destroyed/broken no longer usable

Oh my transmission just went out. It's Tranny cratered.

by Cargurus April 19, 2018

Covtarded

An adjective describing someone who needlessly protects themselves from COVID infection in situations where there is zero risk of infection.

That woman is covtarded. She is wearing a mask in her car when driving by herself

by Noone87 January 23, 2021