cantology

the art of singing.

Cantology is not my forte.

by uttam maharjan December 21, 2010

Craptalog

A catalog consisting mostly or entirely of junk/crap items.

Got the Dell Computer craptalog in the mail today.

by Craptologist March 2, 2011

Cryptologic Linguist

The smartest people in the Marine Corps, but still capable of being fuck stupid. Spend half of their enlistment learning a language that they may or may not use. Spend most of their time ordering food in target language at ethnic restaurants. Misses DLI, Compagnio's, and Duffy's. Usually drunk.

Grunt: You're a cryptologic linguist? Do you speak Islamic?

by 3rdman September 25, 2017

Crackology

An expert at crackhead logic.

Hoanne majored in crackology, she's an expert in her field.

by Iknowthings2 August 8, 2020

Capology

A performative non-apology dressed as an apology

Example 1:

Boris Johnson: “I’m sorry for the lives lost due to covid.”

The British public: “Well that was a capology if I ever heard one. He won’t apologise for his actions, just the deaths caused by them.”

Example 2:

A YouTuber: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”

The same youtuber, a month later: “I’m so sorry for the thing that I did, I realise that it was wrong and I have learned my lesson.”

Their viewers: “These capologies are making be embarrassed to have been a fan of that youtuber.”

by MotherofMangos January 31, 2021

Capology

When someone caps (lies) so much that they have a PhD in capology or capological studies.

Yo did you hear? The mech eng kid capped yet again, he said polog > ksi.... he must have graduated at the top of his class from MidMaster in capology with a focus on capological ergonomics fr fr

by Jhit Slime July 18, 2021

Crakology

Crakology - Psychology of Addiction. The knowing an addiction gets once he/she recovers from Addiction.

That fool still drinking after he got 5 dui's, time to use some crakology on him. Brrt.

by Divine Love February 16, 2022