I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!".
by Chezelle September 14, 2008

When one reaches into the fridge and pulls out a Snapple, sips, and realizes it is not the flavor of desire. This event usually occurs during the morning when one is most disoriented. 'Crapple' can be used two ways...a. A verb b. an interjection
a. “this doesn't taste like Snapple apple..."
"Gurl you jus crappled!"
b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"
"Gurl you jus crappled!"
b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"
by owennn October 20, 2010

by Green Tak December 9, 2008

1. A dish made up of crap and apple which is bitter-sweet.
2. The active non-exercise of said values.
2. The active non-exercise of said values.
by muahlamb4 July 30, 2009

"Dammit! It's a crapple."
by The Scrabble Kings June 27, 2007

The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.
This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
