Crapfap

When you fap after you take a crap

Verb

"Hey dude I need to use the bathroom so I can crapfap".

by The human meme December 26, 2018

crapfap

When one craps and faps at the same time in the bathroom.

Hey man wait here while I take a crapfap. Verb

by The human meme December 26, 2018

craphap

someone comes and eats out of your fucking fucking ass and poop it in a fucking bitch's fucking banana SOUP!

That big bitch is a craphap.

by epedety November 5, 2020

craplakistan

A country where people shit out of their mouth and talk out of their ass.

I am going to Craplakistan.

by Mr. Biggles April 2, 2004

crapflap

1) The sound of buttcheeks-a-flappin usually caused by an abnormally powerful fart or defecation.

2) The back door on old style long underwear

1) That four alarm chili had me crapflappin in the bowl all night.

2) I was so drunk last night that when I put on my long underwear, I crawled in through the crapflap.

by The Jarvis February 22, 2006

craplips

An insult a dumbass 12-year-old would use as a comeback.

<Someguy> Your game looks like shit cock sucker.
<Dumbass> stfu craplips

by Kav July 7, 2004

crapapalooza

An event or series of events so crap-laden that it transcends craptacular, craptastic, but falls short of crapnarok.

My bosses wouldn't let me off for medical appointments so I quit my job. My appointments found gallbladder disease. Now I'm going to have a hard time paying for the fucking surgery. This week's been a real crapapalooza.

by Rafn April 25, 2005