Crapendipity

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.

Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.

by mrwill26 September 1, 2013

Craephus

Craephus is a big and strong barbarian dragonborn. She has an ice breathe and can freeze anyone instantly. She is funny and nice. If you have a Craephus in your life, don't let go of them.

1. Wow Craephus, you froze all those boxes Messiah lit up!
2. Craephus just froze all these kobolds in one shot! She'll keep them for later.

by Cosmic Toasties May 14, 2021

Crapey

Too be a creepy rapist

Mick was on the piss with the boys and he started staring at one of the boys mrs, then Bateman said “oi you crapey cunt stop looking at my mrs like that”

by Yeah Barry November 16, 2021

super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!!

This vigorous and violent outburst is usually associated with someone terribly angry and disappointed with something.

Silver Sun is a super mega piece of crapshitfuck!!!!

by Max Mannix July 7, 2008

craphead

someone who is annoying

bill your a craphead

by knkn July 24, 2007

craphole

any place that stinks, is ugly, disgusting, dirty and expensive. Basically any nightclub in Britain

"What was the club like last night?"

"It was a dirty craphole"

by Heather Scott July 17, 2005

craphat

Military slang used by members of the parachute regiment to denote what they class as lesser regiments.
Taken from the fact that they wear the coveted Maroon beret that no-one else wears.

what the f*ck does he know hes a f*cking craphat

by Mikka September 21, 2007