Cantankerous

Testy, grumpy.

Person 1: Stop being so cantankerous!
Person 2: Shut up, just leave me alone would you!?!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

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A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.

PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.

by YuriDCulus February 2, 2022

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Cantankerous

An old, cranky, and all around grumpy man. Usually named Tim.

Megan: Jesus, I wish there was a word to describe Tim.

Jason: Yeah, he's very cantankerous.

by fastintegra90 April 22, 2023

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Candankerous

To be grouchy, short-tempered, and/or irascible as a result of running out of weed.

Greg: God Damnit!!!!!
Bob: What's wrong, Greg?
Greg: My dealer hasn't re-upped in a fortnight, and I want to smoke. Fuck!!
Bob: I sympathize with you, but you don't have to be such a dick.
Greg: I'm sorry, Bob. I think I'm getting a little candankerous.

by Conrad Wooly January 2, 2019

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Contankerous

When something, someone,or a whole situation is absolutely fucked up.

Yea man my tire went flat on the car I come here to get another and they tell me they don't got my size shits contankerous you ask me

by Bits&PiecesofPsycho September 5, 2023

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Cantankerosity

A state of extreme grumpiness and inquisitiveness, often observed in those who are cantankerous and curious in equal measure.

1. "My grandfather has reached Peak Cantankerosity, simultaneously questioning the point of everything while being annoyed by everyone around him."
2. "I've developed a Cantankerosity towards modern slang—I'm intrigued by its evolution but frustrated by its seemingly constant change."
3. "The character in the novel was known for his Cantankerosity, which made him both a skilled detective and a generally unpleasant person to be around."

by nexzed October 25, 2024

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