rob the cradle

To have a love interest that is significantly younger than oneself in age.

antonym=rob the grave

Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!

by kiddm May 9, 2007

anal candle

When one pours hot wax into their ass crack and sticks a wick in it.
(Do not attempt)

(In the words of Anthony Kiedis) "Before every show we like to make anal candles"

by DudeBroKowski September 8, 2021

candlefog

Instagram user I only follow cuz it’s a girl

“I followed candlefog” said jake
“Not that ig user again” said Christine

by Candlefog lover August 5, 2022

Heather Chandler

A Heather Chandler is someone who is an absolute alpha bitch. She is beautiful and scary, even her friends are afraid of her. Everyone either wants to be her or wants to be with her.

With her red and black outfit and her bitchy tweets, she’s a real Heather Chandler

by Regina Chandler August 30, 2020

K-Town Cradle

When you're banging a Koreatown tranny in the ass doggy style with her dick hanging down and both of your nut sacks are clapping together rhythmically like Newton's Cradle.

Scott heard a loud clapping sound coming from the top bunk of E40 so Jake turned the light on to see Trevor and Alexa doing the K-Town Cradle.

by TS Alexa January 27, 2021

melted candle

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

by Chris January 19, 2003