Michael Kenneth Cramer

A god damn idiot.

Bro, don't be such a Michael Kenneth Cramer.

by fasdhgoasdihgal3e September 29, 2011

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Cramer

(NOUN):
A Person who publicly establishes a vested interest in a certain stock or company, only for it to absolutely f*cking dump the next day.

A: "Hey B, Check out NFLX, I think it'll moon tomorrow on earnings! We're gonna be rich"
B: "Alright, I'll throw half of my savings into it..."
One day later....
B: "WTF A, I'M DOWN 50%. THAT WAS MY LIFE SAVINGS! You really Cramer'd this one! WEN LAMBO?? WEN MOON??

by stocktalk101 May 9, 2022

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Cramer

1) An action, typically involving the purchase of some type of financial instrument - such as stocks, bonds, options, or crypto - that is without thought, intent, reason, or any sign of common sense and involves loosing large amounts of money.

2) To blow up one's trading account
3) To royally f*** up

I heard this guy say this crypto currency Ethereum was about to go up 40%, so I put all my money into it. Since then, it's dropped 60%! Man, I really cramered that one up...

by BoogieFlake June 14, 2022

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Pulling a Cramer

When your underground child sex ring escapes and you have to take your white van and round them up

“Oh boy looks like the ice cream man is pulling a Cramer”

by Mattlarock2022 July 31, 2021

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rebecca cramer

She is very smart and very lovely, she laughs alot and is very arty. She always tries to do better for people, especially ones younger than her! She is a great role model and usually very stubborn! Any man would be happy to have her!

"She's so kind and understanding!"
I looked right back at her with a know-it-all look on my face,
"Well of course she is! It's Rebecca Cramer!"

by Baby Rebecca Cramer September 26, 2014

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