Cracking Stick

When one jerks off

My mom caught me cracking stick to the new Victoria secret magazine.

by BRIjohn March 3, 2014

Cracking it

Undertaking sex work, working as a prostitute. (1970s Australian slang)

Sarah is cracking it for money to buy drugs.

by Dr Merkin January 13, 2009

cracking

Something sensational, excellent or cool.
Part of 'what's cracking'.

"That was a cracking pool shot!"
"Yo, 'what's cracking' fool?"

by Diego July 17, 2003

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

Cracking Eggs

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

by James Please Marry Me October 20, 2020

Canacking

Canoeing with two paddles tied together like you are kayaking.

Christian is a canacking master. He beat his whole family in a race single-handedly by canacking instead of canoeing.

by Christian W. August 30, 2008

wise cracking

The art of slipping smart ass remarks into everyday convorsation.

Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.

Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.

by Mr.Blumpkin420 June 27, 2008