crackaine

a mixture of crack and cocaine

i just finished doing crackaine

by B-Rhea January 4, 2010

Crackcident

The unintentional exposure of one's butt crack while bending over in low-rise jeans.

Becky had a crackcident in class when she bent over to pick up her keys.

by Michaeladt January 10, 2009

cackpipe cosmonaut

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

by no foreskin physicist April 16, 2010

Cockpire

Just like a Vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your Blood, the Cockpire just wants to suck your Cock!

That girl sitting across from us is definitely a Cockpire.

by Scooooooopp! July 28, 2008

Cracktice

Practicing for using crack or cocaine by using candy, mainly Pixy Sticks.

We have to cracktice for tomorrow.

Did you just say you're crackticing with Pixy Sticks?

by Neith February 20, 2011

CrackPiss

When you piss with a "Semi-Boner" And the pee goes right trough the crack of the toiletseat.

"Damn man, i was so drunk yesterday i had to sit down, i had a Crackpiss

by JariPinda June 13, 2016

Crockpie

(n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses the mixture to make a pie and eat it with mash potato

Frank: I enjoyed my crockpie last night mummy.

Mum: glad you enjoyed it, it was your fathers idea.

by Pickers101 February 24, 2017