cpl hicks

manly stud who gets all da fly hunnies and leaves nothing for tha other guyz

that dude is a cpl hicks i never get females anymore

by MedalOfHonr May 8, 2008

cpl rea

1. to be oblivious to anything around you
2. to have no fucking clue what is going on
3. spacecase 309
4. BOXES?

You're about as lost as a Cpl Rea!

BOXES???

by marinemeatball November 30, 2004

CPL (- Cost per load)

The CPL equation is pretty simple = how much money you spend on self pleasure.

Dude, my CPL (- Cost per load) is going through the fricking roof. Last night I spend $20 on squirt mags, $50 on a cam show and $5 on a tube of lube. Regardless, my CPL was Priceless

by johnny88 December 14, 2006

CPL

Cream Pie Lie

you are a CPL

by not ka December 4, 2023

Mouse CPL

Mouse couple. A couple that consists of only dwarves or midgets.

Hey man, do you see that "Mouse cpl" mouse couple over there?

by xximoria March 30, 2020

Cpl Okura

Once a Sgt, twice a Cpl. You can count on him to DJ at any barracks party, house party or club. He also does that weird finger thing.

Schmuckatelli: Sgt Okura is now demoted to Cpl Okura.
Also Schmuckatelli: I’d like Cpl Okura to DJ at the Ball.

by ChestyPuller November 24, 2021

Cpl Canada

1. An enlisted Marine who over compensates for his diminutive stature.

2. A short man who has not come to grips with the fact that his arguments are based on misconceptions and opinion as opposed to facts.

3. A grown man whos does not meet the height requirements for the rides in Disney World. So instead settles for watching the camera's and loose items.

Yea he's really turning into Cpl Canada

by CPL LOSEY October 9, 2010