coulee

'grand coulee' discovered by the Polish in 1790, which of course, in Polish, means a whale's vagina. Ok, it wasn’t really discovered by Poland, but I had to come up with something.

There I was, snorting some coke off a hooker's asscrack when I noticed her coulee smiling back.
Damn, it’s hotter than a fat coulee up in here.

by Jay West September 15, 2008

couneeze

coughing and sneezing simulatneously, thus your heart skips not just one beat, but 1.5 beats. or, dry cough or sneeze at the same time

Akhmed was dusting his liquor store, the dust and his seasonal allergies came upon and he couneezed.

by Charmizzle May 11, 2008

Jacque Cousteau love tap

While receiving a blow job the privileged receiver holds the nostrils of the submissive giver restricting airflow while sucking and when the giver stops for a breath of air the receiver slaps the giver across the face as hard as they can allowing the giver to gasp for air before the receiver shoves the givers mouth down on shaft while shouting "diver down"

I told her I express my emotions through the Jacque Cousteau love tap

by Captain receiver April 10, 2011

couseimwesome

The improper yet cooler way of saying "Because I'm Awesome."

Dude why dont you share some of that chick-fil-a sandwich.

I don't have to couseimwesome and you're not.

by I r KewL August 31, 2009

Cousteau

Making a disturbing discovery about a person's nether regions during the act of foreplay. This can lead to limpness, loss of sexual appetite, and seeing that person in a whole new and ofen terrible way.

Dude, I was totally hittin it with that fit chick from the bar until all the sudden, BAM a Cousteau came outta nowhere. The chick had 2 assholes!!

by El Guy December 16, 2005

The Jacques Cousteau

while in shallow water, the female lays in a push-up position while the male leans over to enter from behind. the male uses one hand to hold around the female's abdomen, keeping her's and his own lower body (primarily his erection and her vaginal or anal orifice) from submerging in the water. the male's other hand is used to hold the female's head in and pull it out of the water,at his discretion.

the jacques cousteau i had last night nearly drowned me before climax.

by vicentethenazi June 23, 2008

cousness

A smarter persons response to consciousness as its much shorter.

My cousness is woke.

by Mr_Swizzer September 21, 2017