COUNT IT

expresses excitement, triumph, satisfaction or agreeance

can be used with sarcastic undertones

1. Sarah- yo i can't believe they're smoking us up for free again!
Rachel- yeah i fucking know!COUNT THAT SHIT BITCHES!!!

2. Allyson- Who is winning the game?
Vanessa- Who the fuck cares? we always loose homecoming. our football team fucking SUCKS
Allyson- AHAHA. TRUE THAT TRUE THAT- COUNT IT.

3. (sarcastic)
Mary-HOMYGOD MY MOMS MAKING FISH FOR DINNER
Jane- counnntttt ittttt
Mary- yo stfu she makes nice fish.

by britney fucking spears alright? August 14, 2006

counts

an amoeba like person whom attend a school in the middle of gayness Florida.rides bicycles and enjoys energy drinks but not as much as 'batin

you see what you think is a chubby female pedophile its probably just a counts

by thebeartarp August 11, 2010

count

misproninciation of "cunt"

She been scratchin' her count.

by John R. December 09, 2003

the Count

Someone who is too cool for words. They're the shiznit.

I live to serve the Count.

by jon.vs October 11, 2005

Count it

The process of counting it; some people may say "THAT'S RIGHT" or "HELLZ YEAH." Mature men and women often dismiss such feable expressions and in return COUNT IT!!!!

pHillyDMAN: bofl mr enigma
MrEnigma 2: what
pHillyDMAN: just givin u a few bofles !?!?
* pHillyDMAN hands you two bofles
pHillyDMAN: count it
MrEnigma 2: oh im countin it

pHillyDMAN: a guy cant use his boobs to get chicks
pHillyDMAN: a girl can use her boobs to get guys tho, plz count it

pHillyDMAN: RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
pHillyDMAN: COUNT IT PUP COUNT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hohoh0 February 04, 2003

count it

The combination of words used when college kids are playing drinking games in the dorms. Instead of shouting "Drink!" during a drinking game, shout "Count it!" so that your Resident Advisor wont know you are drinking.

You totally got that question wrong! Count it!

by JJSSS May 09, 2007

Chin Count

The amount of chins you have taken.

Yo did you hear Rebecca got a chin count of 300.

by Justin X StrawberryShortCake June 26, 2022