1.The Theory(or fact which every you prefer) That All Younger Men Like Cougars and All Cougars Love Younger Men.
2.That All Women Are Cougars At Heart.
3.That Cougars Are The Best Lovers, More Affectionate, Non Players Of Games, And Know How to Make Their Cubs Happy.
4. That Everything Leads to Or Is Done Because Of Cougars.
2.That All Women Are Cougars At Heart.
3.That Cougars Are The Best Lovers, More Affectionate, Non Players Of Games, And Know How to Make Their Cubs Happy.
4. That Everything Leads to Or Is Done Because Of Cougars.
Guy 1 Hey Do You Like My New Car?
Guy 2 Wow Did You Get It As A Graduation Gift?
Guy 1 Well That And Because The Cougars Love It!
Guy 2 Another Example Of The Theory of Cougartivity.
Guy 1 That Is Right, I Love Cougars.
Guy 2 Wow Did You Get It As A Graduation Gift?
Guy 1 Well That And Because The Cougars Love It!
Guy 2 Another Example Of The Theory of Cougartivity.
Guy 1 That Is Right, I Love Cougars.
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Tim: Damn, Dude, I just got Cougarlated.
Fred: What happened?
Tim: You know that cougar that was sitting at the bar?
Fred: Yeah.
Tim: When I walked by her, she leaned over and kissed me. I didn't see it coming.
Fred: Yep, you got Cougarlated.
Fred: What happened?
Tim: You know that cougar that was sitting at the bar?
Fred: Yeah.
Tim: When I walked by her, she leaned over and kissed me. I didn't see it coming.
Fred: Yep, you got Cougarlated.
by backrow boys August 27, 2009
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Get the cougarcation mug.A cougataur is a woman with mountain lion legs and paws. They are normally found in the United States in the mid 1800s but they could still be alive. There Jaw structure is mostly human like but they have fouR Canine teeth, twould on the upper Jaw and two on the lower jaw. They normally stand at the height of 5 foot 3 inches to 5 foot 4 inches there eyes can Ranger from very different colors to even two different colored eyes there running speed is 80 km/h there very stealthy, they are both nocturnal and roam around in the daytime, they are very skittish and sht , sometimes even lovable in less provoked or you go into there territory destroying it or killing thee plant life, cougataur's help plants and animals grow and survive, if seen do aprotch with caution and be aware of your surroundings.
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