CuckLord

a man whose wife has sex with another man

damn Brian is acting like a CuckLord

by TheUnknownDictionarier August 29, 2021

Cucklord

A cucklord is usually a kid that loves anal sex and plays Fortnite on the regular, he usually lets his wife's boyfriend fuck his wife with a dildo while he watches. His name is usually Clark or Samuel.

"Oh great my friend Samuel left me to play fortnite again what a fucking cucklord".

by Asian Seagull May 31, 2020

couchlogged

When a drug's effects confine someone to a couch (or other furniture) while still conscious. Normally preoccupied with music/movie/board game.

Ed was couchlogged while watching that whole movie after drinking those two forties!

After that bowl, Brett was so couchlogged he couldn't get up to piss.

by Eeagle October 30, 2010

couchlock

unable to move, in a fixed postion.

After the last session we were all couchlocked.

by TJ February 13, 2004

Cucklord

A guy doing everything for his girl. And if hr doesn't have any, he does everything he can for every girl around him.
He is in a very short lease, and likes to get yelled at like a little bitch .

Omg Winnie! Jakob is suuuch a Cucklord.
You should dump him and go for Chad instead he is such a Stud!

by Dr. Gains July 1, 2019

Cucklord

A man or woman who abuses the word cuck and plays fornite for a living, though never achieving any wins.

Jerry: Yo look, Tom is playing fortnite again
Edward: The dude is such a cucklord

by Cucking and Shucking March 6, 2018

couchlock

When you do not have the strength to get out of your seat, at all, or just do not have the will to.

I've been couchlocked looking at T2B at 2betrayals.proboards23.com

by BringMeCloser April 20, 2005