Colten

The best guy you could ever be with. He gives the best foot rubs and his kisses are fireworks-in-the-background worthy. He would do anything to see you smile. If you have a Colten, you're the luckiest girl in the world.

That's my Colten.

by Natyr July 30, 2016

Contemptuous

Showing or feeling contempt: feeling, expressing, or demonstrating a strong dislike or utter lack of respect for somebody or something.

He's acting contemptuous.

by Jafje April 15, 2007

contempolonial

Late twentieth-century example of American architecture, which is characterized by an absence of the traditional ornament, associated with the architectural style it parodies. Early examples of the centempolonial were built to provide cheap, quickly built houses for G.I.'s returning home from World War II. Today, houses of this style are built to appeal to the widest group of potential homebuyers without regard to individual lifestyles. Synonyms include Ranchburger, McMansion, Contemporized Cape.

He's not a real builder, he builds contempolonial cookie-cutter houses.

by j.tonic February 16, 2005

Catterpilla

The dance move that is exactly the same as the worm but makes more sense because it is actually what catterpilla's do. Worm's squirm.

Person 1: Can you do the Catterpilla?
Person 2: You mean the Worm?
Person 1: *Slaps person 2*
Person 2: Yes

by LatinoPowerRanger December 9, 2006

Contempoopalate

When a person wastes time by contemplating if they have the time to take a poop at any one particular time, without actually taking a dump.

Mel: I don't know guys, I feel a little sick. It's a long drive, maybe I should just .....
Abe: Oh for Pete's Sake!!!! It's 5 AM, Mel! Don't contempoopalate any more and go take a shit so we can drive Joe home.

by Ruzzie2Shoes August 30, 2010

contemperphobic

Not in favor of modern design or devices
First use via Matthew Gray Gubler.

"I'm contemperphobic (scared of most things modern) prefer the fine craftsmanship and charm of things made long ago." Gublernation tweet

by rainsom September 8, 2010

Contemporary vernacular

A current mode of speaking that may confuse others who are not familiar with the current events and trends in society.

"We lurked out in the streets for a few hours but then she told me to come over so I came through cause it's really nothing."
"I have no idea what you said I am having a hard time grasping your contemporary vernacular."

by GENO May 8, 2013