In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.
US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.
TRASH PANDAS UP!
US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.
TRASH PANDAS UP!
The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!
by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020
Get the The U.S. Marine Corps mug.1.) A sport in which a large group of people,often 135 people, aged 15-21 play brass and percussion instruments while marching a strenous drill. There are also non-instrumental performers known as colorguard, which produces effect for the show using various devices, often flags, rifles, sabers, etc.
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by Zack November 18, 2004
Get the Marine Corps mug.The USMC is over 225 years of romping, stomping, hell, death and destruction. The finest fighting machine the world has ever seen. We were born in a bomb crater, our mother was an M-16 and our father was the devil.
Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green, amphibious monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battle field, giving my life to Mom, the Corps, and the American flag.
We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, MARINE BY GOD!!!
Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and I do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green, amphibious monster made of blood and guts who arose from the sea, festering on anti-Americans throughout the globe. Whenever it may arise, and when my time comes, I will die a glorious death on the battle field, giving my life to Mom, the Corps, and the American flag.
We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the anchor from the Navy, and the rope from the Army. On the 7th day, while God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors and slap the hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, MARINE BY GOD!!!
by Guerra July 22, 2006
Get the Marine Corps mug.The men who do all the real work in the US military. Also double as maids and sanitation workers for the many times they have had to clean up after the Army's dumbass shit and take out the trash around the globe.
We stole the rope from the Army, the anchor from the Navy, the eagle from the Air Force and on the 7th day when God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe and we've pretty much been running the show ever since. OOHRAH!
We stole the rope from the Army, the anchor from the Navy, the eagle from the Air Force and on the 7th day when God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe and we've pretty much been running the show ever since. OOHRAH!
What?!?! You accomplished the mission with absolutely no funding and you still kicked more ass than the Army? That is so United States Marine Corps of you.
I wish the other military branches weren't such bitches and they could grow a pair like the United States Marine Corps.
I wish the other military branches weren't such bitches and they could grow a pair like the United States Marine Corps.
by Thisonesforchesty January 25, 2010
Get the United States Marine Corps mug.Hard-bitten, short-tempered, deep-voiced, screaming, seemingly-psychotic, unpatronizing, impatient, deeply-devoted and fully-dedicated Marine NCO who must work his magic on Momma's Boy --- who possesses eighteen years of cumulative selfishness and "Me-ism" --- in order to begin the makings of a disciplined Marine who will stand and fight when every inborn instinct tells him to run, and who, himself, will one day be a Drill Instructor to whom other youngsters "surrender body and spirit to harsh instructors and receive a soul."
The recruit went into the duty and stated, "This recruit was lied to by his recruiter, he was told he could go back home if he didn't like it here". The Marine Corps Drill Instructor replied "I don't give a fuck what your recruiter said, the only way your getting off my Depot is to walk across that parade deck on graduation day, or get dragged out of this bitch in a bodybag".
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singular: corps (pronounced CORE)
plural: corps (pronounced CORZ)
A military-styled marching music fraternal genre, epitomized by Canadian and American corps sponsored by veterans organizations primarily between the 1920s and the 1970s, and still in existence today. Bugles are bell-front brass instruments with or without horizontal valves or slides used to change pitch, and unlike bands the entire hornline is in the same key, usually G. Drums are marching drums, primarily snares and bass drums. Color guards most closely resemble military honor guards.
singular: corps (pronounced CORE)
plural: corps (pronounced CORZ)
A military-styled marching music fraternal genre, epitomized by Canadian and American corps sponsored by veterans organizations primarily between the 1920s and the 1970s, and still in existence today. Bugles are bell-front brass instruments with or without horizontal valves or slides used to change pitch, and unlike bands the entire hornline is in the same key, usually G. Drums are marching drums, primarily snares and bass drums. Color guards most closely resemble military honor guards.
by Songspirit May 1, 2006
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