cornish torpedo 

A mysterious, stealthy turd which drops like a bomb, then disappears without trace. No bowl evidence. No paperwork.

I dropped a Cornish torpedo! Or did I....?

cornish torpedo by Vinnie4brexit March 6, 2020

cornish pasty 

A small 3 legged animal found out in remote areas of cornwall related closely to haggi (native to scottish highlands). Hunted to near extinction in the 18th century, this animal has now been taken in as an endangered species and bred in undisclosed sanctuaries as the primary ingredient in "cornish pastys". The flavour is often mistaken to that of beef or lamb (although cheap misrepresentations of a true pasty are commonplace).

Until a few hundred years ago cornish pasty hunting was a day to day activity for royalty and upper classes.

cornish pasty by Thrashasaur July 14, 2007

Cornish Hen

A Cornish hen is when both partners spread their cheeks apart and press their butts together. One partner transfers fecal matter into the other partner, and vice versa until all the starting person has not only their own feces transferred back into themselves, they also have their partners feces inside them as well. You then baste the hen put it in the oven, or in actual terms, bust a nut on the stuffed bird and put them in the sun. It's called a Cornish hen because it resembles stuffing a Cornish hen before putting it in the oven.

I would much rather Cornish Hen her before I Chili Dog her.

Cornish Hen by Corinater_of_Cornishes June 26, 2018

cornish pasty 

a yummy pastie thing from cornwall, however the addictive things can often be found in other places in the united Kingdom, however do not be fooled for Cornish pasties are tricky little creatures you buy one and 5 seconds later their gone! where'd it go you ask, well look at the person sitting next to you for the stole it from you for its yummy tastyness!

Brittany:have you ever had a cornish pasty
Meg: wats that
Brittany: stupid americans

cornish pasty by the crazed Engliophyle who can't spell May 20, 2005

Cornish Guilt 

Guilt over stealing someones cornish pasty and/or other pastry related food items

Guilt over murdering someone from Cornwall

I totally killed a hitchiker in Cornwall, I've never felt such Cornish guilt

Cornish Guilt by EarlOfCanterbury November 2, 2010

Cornish Game Hen 

This phenomenon happens when the scrotum is pulled up and over the cock making it look like a skinned game hen.

During a rousing game of ball tricks, Gary defeated Keith's "Fruitbasket" by making a Cornish Game Hen.

Cornish Game Hen by Jason K April 10, 2003

cornish meat shower 

Having sexual inter course with a former tutor after they have been pushed off a cliff.

A Cornish meat shower is when one finds them self in the situation of sexual relations with ones former teacher and mentor. One will push said tutor from a cliff side after luring them with promises of holiday cuddles and cream tea. Once cliff pushing has taken place the act of intercourse will occur between oneself and the willing participant.

cornish meat shower by Rumple McFiddlesticks May 3, 2014