cornhole

when you fuck some1 in the asscrack
dude i cornholed cynthia last night and she moaned like a wildabeast
by some random dudeok June 08, 2007
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1) When one man takes his throbbing, erect penis, lubes it up then shoves it into another man's dirty dirty anus and thrusts up and down until he ejaculates.
2) The act of forcibly shoving a dry corncob into someone's anus, preferably done in the late evening hours and behind an outhouse.
1) Hey Sexy Pants! How 'bout we go back to your place and cornhole!
2) After Dan had sex with Bob's chicken, Bob and his friends grabbed Dan one night as he was coming out of the outhouse, pulled down his pants, and cornholed him.
by Pace May 31, 2004
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The part of a stock broker's body that you stick your dick into.
I bent the broker over in the parking lot and ram my rod up his cornhole.
by John R. November 01, 2003
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v1: To completely, unequivocally fuck something up.
v2: To completely, unequivocally fuck someone over.
v3: To break someone off in the colon.
2. That consultant really cornholed us on that shitty website design. The motherfucker even charges non-profit organizations to fuck over their sites. See also: tfsengineering.
3. Damn, it smells like something died in here. I think Teem corhnoled Road Kill in the broom closet, and used RK's spit for lubrication.
by Ritchie Cunningham February 13, 2004
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The crusty ring found upon entry to the anal area.
Andy was delighted to see that his wife have a delectable cornhole
by Joshua Beaumont March 05, 2008
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1. To rape someone anally
2. To grab someone by the waist and slam your knee into their asshole. CORNHOLE!!!!
1. see that homeless man over there in the alleyway? i cornholed him last night.
2. tommy surprised me when he suddenly grabbed me and gave the worst cornhole iver ever had in my life....
by X...X May 20, 2003
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The craphole. Named as such from the days when folks such as on the farm, used a corn of cob to wipe their shitters. Before toilet paper was readily available.
You can chew the nuts outta my cornhole.

I don't need to know how you try to get buttfucked, "Cornhole Queen" you stupid liberal ridiculous SHITHEAD!
by Stinky Twinky July 01, 2006
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