Man Choked

When your junk gets squeezed by your under-panties.

- why is your hands in your pockets all the time?
-I'm getting man choked, bro

-Are you okay?
-No, my wife got me some man chokers

by The Weirdoes in the corner November 6, 2020

fur choked crack

An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.

Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”

Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”

by D Biggums June 10, 2022

choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

choked out

When smokin' marijuana it makes you choke..many stoners call it choked out because they get high that way..BLAZE ALL DAY EVERYDAY 420!!

choked out

by vEM1 April 22, 2009

i choked it

When you use your bank card to 'pay at the pump', knowing your account will only be charged $1, and you pump way more than what is available in your account.

Yesterday I had $2.59 in my checking account and no gas. I choked it for $52!

by kheekis April 14, 2010

Half-choked

You choke but at the same time you don't choke

Oh SHIT I half-choked

by Itszaksixx November 19, 2017